How Do You Confuse A Dumd Blond?

Put Her In A Room Shaped Like A Circle And Say Go Sit In The Corner..

What is the mating call of the dumb blonde?
"Am I drunk yet?"

What is the mating call of the red-head?
"Are all the blondes gone yet?"

A blonde was walking on the opposite of the river from a brunette.
The brunette yells across to the blonde, "Hey, how do I get to the other side?"
The blonde hesitates, looks back and replies, "You ARE on the other side!"

A blonde is at the library, she opens a book and says "what are these funny markings on the paper?"
The librarian says, "Words."
Blonde: do you have any picture books?
Blonde: I can't tell what the "w u r d s" mean.
Librarian: Oh, well we have the children books.
Blonde: No.
Librarian: We have books with pictures of guys.
Blonde: Why all I have to do to see guys is flip up my mini skirt and wait for a while and they come to my door.

How is a blonde like a a bottle?
They're both eymty from neck up!

Why didn't the blonde change her babies diapers for a month?

Because the package said good for up to one month.

Three Blondes sitting at a bar. The were all chanting over and over "51 days...yes....51

days"...They were all so happy with each other. The bartender was starting to become a bit curios when this occured for quite a period of time.
He asked "You have been sitting here for 3 hours and all you say is 51 days...tell me why would three young ladies be sitting at a bar chanting 51 days ?"
"Well" replied on the girls"We today we completed a jigsaw puzzle that took us 51 days"
"So!" replied the bartender.

"Well...on the box it says 3 - 5 years !"

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