Farmer John was a sheep farmer. He raised sheep all over his property. One day, a beautiful young brunette came up and asked him, "Farmer John, if I can tell exactly how many sheep you have in your fields, can I have a lamb to take home and raise myself?" Farmer John agreed, knowing wholeheartedly that he had way too many to guess accurately. The beautiful, young brunette told him that he had 376 sheep in his field. Farmer John was beside himself. Being a man of his word, he told her to go and pick out the one she wanted and bring it back to him so he could untag the ear. For about an hour the brunette was out in the field. Finally she returned with her choice. Farmer John looked and her and asked, "Now, can I ask you a question?" The brunette complied. Farmer John asked, "If I can tell you what color your hair was before you dyed it, can I please have my dog back?"

Q:How does a blond kill a fish?
A:She drowns it

Q:how does a blond kill a bird?
A:she throws it off a cliff

This brunette walked into this shoe store for blondes and she noticed that TGIF was on all the shoes, she walked up to the sales clerk and said Gee, blondes must really like Fridays! The clerk said why do you say that? The brunette said because TGIF is on all the shoes! The clerk said Nope that stands for TOES GO IN FIRST!!!

Q: What does a blonde look like after sex?
A: I don't know I am already gone

Why does a blonde drive a BMW?
Cuz she can spell it...

A Blond goes to a company party and wins a thermos for the doorprize. she asks her co-worker, "What's a thermos?"
He says "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
"Oh!"
The next day at work, she brings it with her. Her boss, who is also a blond, says "What's that?"
The Blond says "It's a thermos." Her boss asks her, "What's that?"
She says "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." Her boss asks her, A"What do you have in it?"
The blond says, "Two cups of coffee and a pop-sickle."

Q:What do you call a blonde holding a balloon
A:Siamese twins