Q:One day the Social Studies teacher asked a blonde to name all the capitals in the United States Of America.

A:The blonde said easy U.S.A.

Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common?

A: When they fall on their backs they're both screwed.

Q. What does a U.F.O and an intellegent blonde have in common?

A. You always hear about them... but you never see them!

Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
A: Way to go team.

There was a blonde and a brunette driving and the brunette goes to the blonde"go check my blinker!"
"Does it work?"
Blonde:
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"

Q: Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?

A: She was trying to make up her mind!!!