Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!

Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"

Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.

Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?
A: One.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ?
A: A blond electrician

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a grocery cart.
A: A grocery cart has a mind of its own.

Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?
A: Data transfer.

Q: If an blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who wouldhit the ground first.
A: The brunette -- because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."